Friday, May 7, 2010
Spandex Should Be A Crime
this needs no friggin' introduction
It's not really an activity, and only somewhat a behavior, but spandex in most cases should be a law breaking offense, with a heavty fine.
Anyone caught wearing said material, should be subjected to a snapshot (to be used during trial), and given a court date. In court if found your spandex attire was unbecoming (and, this is where the photo comes into play), then you are immediately sentenced to community service a $500 fine, and fashion classes.
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